i am truly sorry if this retraumatizes/triggers you but the thought of you humping some girl in middle school witcher pants on til you cum is like so hot #yuckingeachothersyums (i’m sorry i used that expression & i’m sorry for everything)
now she goes to william and mary and is a cheerleader! i am very glad that our humping provided erotic satisfaction to someone, eventually, even if there was a over five year delay on that
THE FACT THAT SHE IS NOW A W&M CHEERLEADER MAKES IT 5X HOTTER
VAMPS & TRAMPS was the first book i ever read about queer theory (or rather about how queer theory sucks) and in it there is a whole chapter like, BACK IN MY DAY, DRAG QUEENS USED TO BE SO MUCH MORE FUN
is this some kind of Calvinist predestined fate of the grasping-for-relevance ‘sex radical’ nerd butch?
ENTROPY=MASC(CURMUDGEONLY)^KIDS THESE DAYS ARE ALL SQUARES
Lafayette v. Jessica’s Boyfriend:
The Hussy loves a wounded masc/jaded femme dynamic, and ig a shared love of drugs is as sound a basis for a relationship as any.
Jason Stackhouse v. His 3000 y/o Vampire Girlfriend & Their Trans-Temporal Relationship:
3kVGF: “Back in my day men were men! They were warriors and rapers and pillagers!”
Jason Stackhouse: “I AM MAN! But a modern man! With a hard cock! And now I’m going to fuck you with my extremely hard cock!”
3kVGF: “Well, alright then.”
^^The Hussy can certainly relate to the above scenario(s), especially the latter.