THE HUSSY is an anonymous queer lady relationship blogger at PrettyQueer.com.

This is the rough cut stuff that's too hot for prime time.

If you want to read more of her "writing," it's all here.

For numerous reasons, it feels like it’s almost time to draw the curtain on this Hussy project, for reasons I will further elucidate on in an upcoming post, but suffice to say, it’s just gotten boring and sort of run its course. BUT BEFORE SHE HITS THE ROAD, the Hussy would like to give out a few superlative masculinities awards:

Most Generic Trans Dude Tumblr Whose Name Still Makes Me Laugh Every Time It Pops Up in My Dash: tsunamiofswag
- no tsunamis, very little swag, but put them together and…

The Mark Beyer Award for Best Comix About Existential Alienation: othermike
- quality moping, quality hanging out, never overly bitter, always smooth finish.

The In-The-Shadow-Of-Frank-O’Hara Award for Best Gay Shit: sandyfarquhar
- the great american musical, midcentury and contemporary posie, soft spot for juvenalia, old hollywood and new hollywood, them old victorians and We The New Victorians.

Better-Than-Watching-Ray-Donovan Award For Best Nihilist Antihero: transmansable
- fact: i have never actually seen ray donovan. but the Lino show is the best thing on teevee.

Best Boyfriend, Who Is My Boyfriend: highmasc
- fact: at first glance, tumblr seems kind of like livejournal and twitter had an abortion together, but then you hit the back of the wardrobe and boom it is a land of enchantment like Narnia, filled with fascinating people and creatures. to mix my metaphors here, g has been the Hussy’s white rabbit through this misadventure. thanks for continuing to put up with my shit. you are a trooper.

just when you get right with the Lord that ole devil drops an FTM bodybuilding conference in your lap

HONÊTTE HOMME

lord, if my man gets this job he’s gunning for, it would be a game-changer

and i hate buzzwords like gamechanger so you know this is srrrrrious

people are always saying, Hussy! why don’t you just let your hair go natural? curls are *~cute~*! 

because i end up looking like linda blair in STRANGER IN OUR HOUSE (SUMMER OF FEAR), that’s why View high resolution

people are always saying, Hussy! why don’t you just let your hair go natural? curls are *~cute~*!

because i end up looking like linda blair in STRANGER IN OUR HOUSE (SUMMER OF FEAR), that’s why

harinef:

when it comes to boys i need to stop casting them in my psychocinematic romdramcoms

omg DON’T STOP DONT STOP

like the Hussy always says:

drama is the heat produced by the engine of the human heart

Reductress » “You Look Comfortable,” and Other Ways to Be Kind (of Insulting)   

the Hussy has a few of these in her back pocket but she only breaks them out for special occasions

the bitchiest thing anyone ever said to me about my outfit was:

Knit jersey! It’s so wearable!!!

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