THE HUSSY is an anonymous queer lady relationship blogger at PrettyQueer.com.

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AURALITY

the Hussy was talking to her manfriend on the phone about some strung-out mess she saw out on the town the other night

and she was like, “…she’s less of a tornado femme or a godzilla femme than she is a dirty bomb femme” and he was like THAT’S SUCH A THING

then that huss brought it up again tonight on fbchatz and he was like, oh i thought you called her a dirty bong femme WHICH IS ALSO SUCH A THING

when your fall smells like campfire smoke from the beach bonfire you went to after you and all your friends were in an installation at the whitney and you kinda wanna cover/cut that woodsmoke smell with some perfume but then you realize that the queer femme curated performance art showcase you have to do a thing at COULD NOT HAVE BEEN CLEARER about their scent sensi policy and you kind of wonder about like, the other queer femme curated performance art thing that is like ten minutes away and wonder what’s going on over there and you realize that your whole life is kind of ridiculous but ykw it’s ok

ABSTERGENCE

they tried to make the Hussy go to rehab she said no no no

when you walk in the bar and you’re dressed like a star rockin those f me pumps and you wall look the same but everyone knows your name and that’s your whole claim to fame but you never miss a night cuz your dream in life is to be some half-acceptable masc’s wife

you don’t like players that’s what you say’a but you really wouldn’t mind a millionaire (who went to slc and lives in a penthouse in williamsburg with his parents) you don’t like ballers they don’t do nothin for ya (unless they’re the scion of an 80s one hit wonder who kicks his dog) but you’d love a rich man 6’2" 5’2" or taller

without girls like you there’d be no fun we’d go out and not know anyone without girls like you there’s no nightlife all them men just go home to their wives and/or scruff accounts

with your big drag bag purse every week it gets worse at least your breasts cost more than hers don’t be mad at me cuz yr well past thirty and yr old tricks no longer work

and it’s bricked up in my head and it’s shoved under my bed and my destructive side has grown a mile wide and i question myself again: what is it ‘bout men?

he left no time to regret kept his dick wet with his same old safe bet and all i can ever be to you is the darkness that we knew and this i’ve grown accustomed to your shadow covers me the sky above a blaze that only lovers see

they tried to make the Hussy go to rehab and she said no no no
she ain’t got the the time and her daddy thinks she’s fine
no no no

i will be a very attentive James Bond viewer
i will be a very attentive James Bond viewer
i will be a very attentive James Bond viewer
i will be a very attentive James Bond viewer
i will be a very attentive James Bond viewer

ALACRITY

nursing this trans man’s hangover feels delightfully Mad Men

#butchfemmecliches

francesetherealgumm:

highbutch:


This kolonopin boyfriend feels like a rhino who had to be sedated for transport from zoo to zoo, but a Valium boyfriend I was just talking to feels like Harper Pitt in angels in America. Guess who’s femme and who’s masc.



guess who

from some bush-era reagan baby

i thought millennials were supposed to be having new and surprising affects and shit

(Source: highmasc)

MINACITY

@othermike you cannot hide from the Hussy forever, she gonna hunt you down and MANEATER you, next time come up and say hi already ok

metteur en scène

my buuf asked me to pick out an outfit for him to wear to class today and the ensemb’ i came up with was very #softmasc lumberjack on his way to the MY GAY BANJO feat. rae spoon show

he was all, god, you really DO want to move to san francisco and become a “femme top” and i was like EWWWWWW NOOOOOO

this summer i described my now-six-months-in rlshp to le same (as per previous post) artfag editor as ‘shaping up to be a real ballad of sexual dependency’ and he was like, ‘you’re better than that reference, Hussy’ View high resolution

this summer i described my now-six-months-in rlshp to le same (as per previous post) artfag editor as ‘shaping up to be a real ballad of sexual dependency’ and he was like, ‘you’re better than that reference, Hussy’

(Source: nancyfoundation, via othermike)

REDOLENCE

the Hussy is making ¢oin writing a story for an art journal that approximately six people will ever read, and she has an editor

she gets notes: “what’s it like to have a Rentboy.com account and not know anything about taking it up the ass?”

#TheModernFTMinTheDigitalAge

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